You Should Call Your Penis Lisa

As am sure you all know, men have the tendency to refer to the inanimate objects they own by feminine pronouns and adjectives, i.e. "My car's a beauty, she purrs like a kitten" etc.  But what I've noticed is that men always seems to refer to their penis as a guy.  Why the distinction?  As far as we know penises do not come alive at night, jump off their holder and live a life unto their own.  This would lead one to believe that they are inanimate.  And unless your junk is on loan I'm pretty sure you own it...so why can't you refer to your penis as Janet instead of Johnson, Pauline instead of Peter?  Does is it have something to do with the fact that a penis is a source of a man's power and that to associate power with a female is just to mind-bottling (mind-bottling, you know when your thoughts get trapped in a bottle) to comprehend? Perhaps maybe.  It's clear that despite the machismo, men low-key have a subconscious fear of women overpowering them.  I would too, women are crazy! But I digress, just a thought that you should try it some time and see how you feel about it.  Calling your wang Lisa instead of The Octagon just sounds so much nicer.